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A Poem of Great Beauty

This site is under construction, yet in a persistent state of perfection.
Go figure. Go Figure

Dear Diary,

It's all a lie. I've never meant anything I said to you. I am an artist.

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How old is this guy, anyway?

The universe is most free when nothing exists.
Therefore, we should make everything illegal.

QED

Don't Forget

to stab your lover
before she stabs you

Not SHARVY

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